money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

(via 50shades-of-boybands)



people whose entire first name is also in their last name have had a rough journey

i once knew a daniel daniels and i think his parents just had a sick sense of humor because his middle name was dan

(via gutter-sluts-and-bubble-butts)

gay kid: hey i like your shoes
straight boy: haha thanks but im straight